Flowers aren't real.

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Stay Big. Stay Juicy.

We serve the most Boss Flower bouquets from bright to disgusting.

Throw our flowers, destroy our flowers,

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slimy and grimy, a flower is a toy.

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Our Team

A guy, a gal, 4 childs, a dog, and a pinch to grow an inch. We've been growing Big Juicy Flowers since Myspace. We all work very hard to grow, harvest, and bomb out with flowers every summer. We never argue. If you see us on the street, no autographs please. We're not allowed.

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We Be About

Flowers to the MAXX

Ozarks to the MAXX

Lake to the MAXX

Agriculture to the MAXX

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"These flowers blew me out of the water."

Huge Whale